This category is for I.T. relates gags and practical jokes
This one came from my sister who got it from a florist in Saskatoon Saskatchewan: How many times do you have to click accept cookies before they send you cookies!?!? Periwinkle.biz
At URTech.ca we are pretty serious about tech and tech these days includes “the cloud”. The problem is that most people really don’t understand what “the cloud” is and so this video will quickly clear up any questions you have: Ok… that was pretty damn funny and is most places Read more…
Listen to me pretend to be everyone from Ronald Reagan to L Ron Hubbard to Jesus Christ with these stupid phone scammers. The first half of this recording is me jerking these guys around with fake names and stupid accents but the second half is a recording I did trying Read more…
After months a work, a blonde finds herself in serious trouble. Her business has gone bust and she’s in dire financial straits. She’s desperate so she decides to ask God for help. She begins to pray… “God, please help me. I’ve lost my business and if I don’t get some Read more…
Wifes Mood Swings My husband, not happy with my mood swings, bought me a mood ring the other day so he would be able to monitor my moods. When I am in a good mood the ring turns green. When I am in a bad mood the ring leaves a Read more…
No wonder the Americans have financial problems; guess they thought they would never run out of money! When NASA first planned to send up astronauts, they quickly discovered that ball-point pens would not work in zero gravity. To combat the problem, NASA scientists spent a decade and $1.2 billion to Read more…
Having celebrities read ridiculously nasty tweets about themselves is some funny stuff: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Y1iErgBrDQ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cpOEO2gUekE
This test is to ascertain your mental state now. If you get one right you are doing ok, if you get none right you better go for counselling. (I’ll meet you there.) 1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator? Stop and think about it and decide Read more…
Dear Santa, How are you? How is Mrs. Claus? I hope everyone, from the reindeer to the elves, is fine. I have been a very good boy this year. I would like an X-Box 360 with Call of Duty IV and an iPhone 4 for Christmas. I hope you remember Read more…
A cowboy named Bud was overseeing his herd in a remote mountainous pasture in Alberta when suddenly a brand-new BMW advanced toward him out of a cloud of dust. The driver, a young man in a Brioni suit, Gucci shoes, RayBan sunglasses and YSL tie, leaned out the window and Read more…
QUESTION: What Do These 7 Words Have In Common? 1. Potato 2. Dresser 3. Grammar 4. Banana 5. Revive 6. Uneven 7. Assess Scroll down to see the answer . . . . . . . . . . . If you take the first letter of the word and Read more…
A girl brings her boy friend home to meet her parents. After dinner, her mother tells her father, a business tycoon, to find out about the young man. He invites the boy to his study for green tea. “So what are your plans?” the father asks the boy. “I am Read more…
I genuinely prefer this song to the ColdPlay’s original; the production values are higher on this spoof than the original. The lyrics are crazy funny: I also like this 30 second clip, Taylor Swift: I Knew You Were in Trouble GOAT Edition. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BCv-HxktZFc All good stuff
A blonde wanted to go ice fishing. She’d seen many books on the subject, and finally getting all the necessary tools together, she made for the ice. After positioning her comfy footstool, she started to make a circular cut in the ice. Suddenly, from the sky, a voice boomed,”THERE Read more…
Why did the blond use the following password: MickeyMinniePlutoHueyLouieDewyDonaldGoofySacramento When asked about this, the blond women rolled her eyes and said “HELLO… It has to be at least 8 characters and include one capital”
Three friends married women from different parts of the world… The first man married a Filipino. He told her that she was to do the dishes and house cleaning. It took a couple of days, but on the third day, he came home to see a clean house and dishes Read more…