SOLVED: How to Delete a Property from Google Analytics

To delete a PROPERTY from Google Analytics, you need to delete all of the VIEWs associated with it:

1. sign into www.google.com/analytics
2. click the ADMIN button (top right)
3. click on the PROPERTY you want to remove
4. click VIEW SETTINGS
5. click the tiny tiny DELETE link at the bottom right of the page
6. if there are more views, go to step 4 and repeat, if not, you are done