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An American tourist in a small village he was visiting in Newfoundland, approached a local person and asked, “What’s the quickest way to Marystown?”

Jarge, the local, scratched his head, “Are ya walkin ER drivin?” he asked the stranger.

“I’m driving,” said the stranger.

Jarge replied, “That’s the quickest way.”

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Published by Ian Matthews on August 14, 2012August 14, 2012

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